Masopher’s Mind Cogito, Sum

If Tomas Hobbes knew anything about good old City office politics he would have run screaming to the hills. There is no civil war greater than the civil war going on beneath quiet air conditioners and muted florecent lights.

Masopher told me its a dog eat dog world out there. Naively I thought that if I was a smart enough dog I would get together with a bigger group of dogs and we would feast on all the other dogs. Unfortunately now that I am part of a massive savage group of dogs the biggest threat to my flank is the teeth of my own packmates. And yeah we do attack other packs, we get into tangles but even in victory I find some little bitch still snipping at my tail! Why anyone wants a peice of my mangy fur is a war between my ego and my logic because I know I am special, but I try my best not to let anyone else know that! But with that my ego gets flanked by my insecurity, maybe its becuase I am not throwing my balls in everyones face that my packmates think I am mountable? Never once does the consideration that maybe I am these chowderheads bitch cross my mind. How could it?

So there you have it, I do in fact hold them in as little regard as they hold me, I wish it was the english civil war period so I could march all the way upstairs and hand them for the witches and retards that they seem to me. And I would expect them to do the same for I threaten their peaceful existence of doddering around the watercooler and getting lemon squirted in their eye when someone outside of their clique passes by.

Perhaps it is the mutual hate and distrust that makes a country special. Maybe when the constitution of the US was being drafted, John Handcock was thinking that John Adams was a illiterate bastard and Robert Treat was thinking that Richard stockton was a whiney little anal retentive. Masopher has been involved with so many hidden wars that a little eye rolling and sharp tounged “evaluation” doesnt phase him. I agree.

Many apologies readers. I have been busy and Masopher has been travelling but the next few updates should be good. In the meantime:

Zimbabwe sucks, Africans on a whole should be left to die if they cant care for themselves. The situation in Egypt is similar but the leader there receives full backing from both Washington and London. If Zimbabwe had anything aside from elephants and refugees to contribute to world trade Mugabe would still be a knight and stil be getting pats on the back and a blind eye. Myanmar and sudan are backed by China and no one wants to cross China right now. Its gonna be hard to cow that massive country thats why the USA wants to drag China into being some-ones sugar daddy like how its the sugar daddy to Israel, Turkey, Colombia the Phillipenes and other strategic little plots of land which constantly drain its economy.

The world hasnt changed that much from colonialism, but countries that were run by private companies like India, south africa and even the US and Canada are the most sucessful. Government blundering isnt new. I’ll tell you about the babylonian mess that happened long before Iraq became another bleeding wound in the United States’ side.

It turns out that disgraced F1 director Max Mosley was set up by the “wife” of an MI5 agent. Of all the kinky brothels in the world you had to walk into this one Mr Mosley? Well it was a set up but for what reason? This woman lost a client, her reputation with her other clients and her husband lost his job. Nobody benefited, or did they? It was a set up but not by this woman who was smart enough to hide her job from her husband a MI5 agent but not smart enough to protect her clients from disgrace.

Max Mosley should watch what he spied with his “little eye” because he was spying spies. Plain and simple.

Coincidences go far but lets indulge another conspiracy theory scenario:

1. Some powerful men like S&M and kinky sex.
2. Some women tend to blackmail powerful men with pictures of their predilections or at best have keepsakes.
3. The MI5 knows this.
4. The MI5 keeps “assets” by the way of girlfriends and wives working at said kinky brothels.
5. Said assets can be used for monetary and influential gain.
6. Even if one low level client of the brothels get outed, bigger fish begin quaking in their boots and shakily writing cheques to the assets as hush money.
7. Hush money is used to saved the world and defend democracy or whatever agenda is being touted as such.

Knowing the CIA involvement with cocaine kingpins, KGB involvement with the Russian mafia, FBI involvement with KKK, Pakistani intelligence involved with Al-qaeda…MI-6 involved with ageing mercenaries going off to start coups in small African nations. Would MI5 be above turning the screws on an F1 boss with expensive tricks from Milton Keynes be too much of a stretch? Could an MI5 officer go off to work everyday to spy on his fellow Brits while his wife unbeknownst to him operate a Sadomasochistic Brothel? He was rubbish at surveillance and MI5 is rubbish at employment checks if this were so.

So one can either embrace the conspiracy that MI5 is a big farcical pretense with no real ability and a waste of tax payers money or one can embrace the conspiracy that Max Mosley either didn’t want to play ball in a MI5 honey trap or was outed to get other clients to play ball.

In a world where tree huggers are screaming for the environment, chicken littles screaming for vanishing food and everyone moaning about a supposed shortage or threat to the supply of oil, we seem to expend a lot of resources on keeping hungry mouths open and maintaining poverty.

Poverty is a) a drain on resources on the regular citizens of countries that have little to spare and b) a perpetuation of neediness by countries who have much undeveloped and exploited potential. You will find that in these same “rich countries” it is the poor who are paying for the poor in the poor countries while the real rich are kept safe by tax breaks and a healthy concience. You will also find that in these poor countries the resources are being used by the rich of the poor and rich countries with little of the benefit ever going to any of the poor people in either countries.

The redistribution of wealth occurs between we the taxpayer and the poor dying in the third world. When these countries come with hat in hand they never consider who the money is from. Its not from the government, not from rich bankers, rich land owners, not from their own governments who can afford and maintain armies, not from the rich multinationals companies exploiting resources back in their country.

These countries take our tax dollars. They take our tax dollars and put it right back in the coffers of the ministers in our country that they bribe, the ministers of their country that misappropriate donations, the rich that take tax breaks for pittance charities, the arms dealers in my country that sell them weapons and the companies that exploit them without paying anything back.

To make it simple: I pay taxes, my taxes goes to keep “Jesus”, the least of my brothers, in Somalia alive. My taxes gets misappropriated and some dictator gets my tax dollars. Jesus stays alive long enough to become a statistic used to justify me paying taxes for Jesus. In fact worse comes to worse Jesus actually gets some of my taxes and buys enough overpriced food  to become a hungry Jihadist. In the meanwhile I lose my mortgage for an overpriced house and overpriced food and then I am the one being a statistic. Masopher on the other hand doesnt pay much taxes in fact Masopher has a company in Somalia that takes Jesus’ land away making him a refugee. Masopher has hired some thugs to keep Jesus out and those thugs often fight with the dictators thugs using titles that usually include the words democratic and liberation. Jesus will never get any land to keep himself alive, Jesus will never get educated, he will never get the water he wants and he will never stop fucking Mary and spreading AIDS and having little Jesi.

You see both Jesus and I suffer and the longer Jesus stays alive the more I suffer. Maybe I should give my life for Jesus but to be quite honest even when I die, Jesus will keep on suffering until someone else becomes a victim of his suffering. If Jesus dies, I wont suffer and no more Jesus need die for my “sin of selfishness”.

Why do I have to suffer for Jesus is the question I am asking. Let Jesus die, give me taxes and cheaper food and let Masopher run his business in Somalia. Asking Masopher to keep Jesus alive is too much to ask so stop asking me.

Is hard to answer that question without becoming a conspiracy theorist. We are all programmed to keep others alive but Masopher and others like him have undone that programming making Masopher and others like him..inhuman in that aspect.

In the meantime I end up being that asshole for asking Jesus to do the right thing and stop making me suffer to keep his hungry mouth perpetually begging bread.

When Masopher heard sky news suggest that red cross invade a soveriegn nation in order to distribute rice and supplies he thought it a rather ignorant bit of journalism wisely ignored by the redcross representative at the time. But as many bad ideas posited by the pinko media, it has gained momentum from a dim witted murmur to a ignorant shout. Innocuous has been and never will be politicians all of a sudden have a voice because they now have the cameras and microphones pushed in their face and some puppet anchorperson asking them to propogate a dangerous undemocratic and totalitarian concept.

Afghanistan and Iraq were invaded by knee jerk reactions to percieved military threat. Now somehow the media would try to rationalize invading a country for humanitarian purposes. One month ago many people in Myanmar were dying of starvation disease an oppressive government and international neglect. This week a few thousand more will die due to starvation disease and an oppressive government. Next month many people in Myanmar will die of starvation disease an oppressive government and international neglect. The only difference this month is that Burma is this months hype. Tibetians must be jealous.

The great red bear died suddenly in 1991 and since then, Europe and the United States have struggled to tear off strips of the carcass before it can resurrect itself in some other more malignant form. Georgia, the Ukraine, Poland, the Adriatic countries. Nato and the EU bloated themselves by snapping up and supporting newly independent regimes before Russian hegemony crept back into play. And this is the nature of the struggle in the Balkans and black sea areas: Russian backed breakaways versus European and American backed breakaways. But without ideology to hide behind or blame, there cannot be a cold war. It seems sleight of hand that Russia becomes an open market while maintaining military threat upon the world. The bear isn’t red and it’s a little smaller but it’s leaner, meaner and smarter than before, more of a threat not less. Europe under France unified Germany and two timing Britain has also carved out a niche for itself. From de Gaulle to Schroder and Blair, Europe has finally reestablished itself as a Europe capable of invading countries and interfering with internal affairs rather than being pawns of the US and USSR. China has come to the fore as well implementing its own successful chimera of communism and free market economy. The fifth creature is India that uses Russian weapons but also American consumerism. The world has gone from a great eagle and a great bear to a great number of bear-eagle chimerical creatures each singing different words but with a curiously familiar tune.
Will soviet tanks be rolling into our front yard? Not likely but we must remember that it’s not necessary. Once the bank repossesses your land tanks aren’t needed. You don’t need to be conscripted into the army either. A few months of poverty makes army career seem attractive. Unlike during the cold war, Russia has a firm grip on the global economy. Russia doesn’t need to quote Marx to sell weapons. The world is in state where people are willing to buy weapons from anyone because there is no religion, no ideology, no real definition of friends or foes. There is still a lot of rhetoric and some of that rhetoric may involve religious or ideological themes but it’s just excuses and obvious misquoting. The FARC in South America don’t know communism, Al Qaeda don’t know Islam. Its all just greed and power mongering. Bellum omnium contra omnes is imminent reality with only the global class of wealthy elites benefiting in harmony from the discord and poverty of the plebian underclass.

People with money were never the enemy, in fact they are for the most part good. Rich people dont fight wars, they dont force people to be unhappy, poor, niggardly to each other. You are our own worst enemy, you the poor are the ones who fight in the war, you are the ones that refuse to take part in democracy, you are the ones that steal from and decieve one another. You snipe at each other and ridicule each others ideas despite having none of your own.

In many ways you deserve to be terrorized and set against one another by these factions.

Something truly is rotten in the state of this world.

A Korean owned ship the MT Ann and an Iraqi owned ship the MV Hounslow have been reported as being impounded for being connected with the cutting of the undersea internet cables reported earlier this year.
In The first few months of the year the undersea cable connecting the middle east to the rest of the world experience several breaks leading many to believe that there was sabotage or human error.
Both ships were located in Dubai. Whether the two are connected in unknown but it is noted that Korean-Iraqi boat traffic has risen 20 fold since the beginning of the Iraq war.

The prefixes of the Ann and Hounslow indicate that they are a motorized tanker and a motorized ship respectively. The Houslow is most likely diesel run.
It was reported that the owner of the Ann has admitted liability and was fined $60,000 (roughly £30,000)

So far Masopher has been unable to ascertain whether any of the sea men on Ann were discharged. She declined to comment.

Somewhere along the line people have learned that being violent for a man of peace is an acceptable behavior. Somehow Jesus inspired bloody crusades and invasions, YHWH inspired the suppression of an indigenous people and Mohamed taught that Jihad was the best way to handle Christians and Jews. The last one on the boat to nowhere is rioting, violent Buddhists. I have watched broadcast after broadcast and statement after statement of the Dalai Lama, the incarnation of the Bodhisattva itself begging for peace and tolerance and somehow, China, Tibetians and the west have interpreted confrontation, violence and shameful disorder.

Unlike the mosaic law, the Bible and Qran, it’s hard to see how “I do not wish for violence, Tibetian autonomy is desired but not independence, I am happy to see the Olympics in China” becomes, “beat up torch carriers and chop up monks, ban the Olympics, free Tibet.” It is Masopher’s firm position that Jews, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists and Chinese are in the largest part, good, decent and peaceful people, it is just asshats like Wu Heping, Zhang Qingli the Tibetan People’s Uprising Movement and the usual bunch of jokers that scarce deserve re-mention that mess it up for the rest of them.

Jesus, Mohammed and credible prophets aren’t around to defend themselves for the actions of their followers but I really doubt it makes a difference. Even if they were, somehow a damp eyed interviewer or low ranking government bleater would try to get them to condone brutality, asinine behavior and hypocritical politics.

People still haven’t gotten used to recycling. Throw away the old, get something new. They’ve made the “mistake” of recycling a Bush Whitehouse and they don’t want to make the mistake of recycling a Clinton. With the dirt that was dug up on the Clintons and Rodhams back in the 90’s I’m surprised that this dolled up Hillary dared resurrect herself with her “war stories” and animated gestures. It looks very unnatural for her to do that, because people with long term memory or footage of her from the 90’s know that Hillary Clinton is nothing like that. She has never been in danger and she doesn’t have a dynamic personality no matter what her PR manager makes her up to be. Those with memory remember how “cold” she was and I am pretty sure that we genuinely speculated of the purely strategic nature of Hillary and Bills relationship. If America genuinely wanted a woman in candidacy they would have forced Oprah to run. Biologically Hillary qualifies as female but so do cadavers and blow up dolls.

Let’s not forget events like Whitewater, role in controversial presidential pardons, her relationship with Walmart, and her strategic bandwagon hopping along with the entire Democratic party. I don’t accuse Mrs. Clinton of anything other than being part of the wallpaper of a boring unmotivated and equally corrupt democratic house. She has currently painted herself as a door to somewhere else but it’s just paint there is nothing behind it.

The question on everybody’s mind is: will she pick up the marbles and go home? Will she kill the Democratic Party’s chance for presidency if she is unable to lead it? Masopher believes that she will. The Democratic Party has suffered infighting for many years now, even when Bill Clinton was in power the party could not hold it together to lock the Republicans out of congress. Their previous nominations have been abysmal and the current “rerun versus mystery box” ticket is another example of their inability to say anything other than, we won’t do what the other guys are doing. Jumping on the war bandwagon, hopping off it when things looked bleak; using anti-war as their platform to gain congressional power, remaining silent now that they are in charge of it; voting according to personal agenda and opinion polls rather than for what is right. A divided house cannot stand.

Clinton may lose nothing for the party if she locks Obama out with her delegates. Many of her supporters will refuse to vote Obama further reducing his opportunity at presidency. John Edwards has done so and Hillary may be looking beyond the horizon to being the hero of the Republican Party and returning to being a senatorial power broker. Her tenacity is dogged and true to form, if there is still an ounce of modern woman left in Hillary Rodham Clinton, she will make this fight dirty and disgraceful and Masopher eagerly awaits this.

In the United States, the traditional American game, baseball, is starting its spring training. ‘March madness’ is over and the general populace is anticipating a new distraction. Far away in Afghanistan, there is another traditional spring activity about to start too. An offensive.
Recent reports of towns like Musa Kala, being retaken by the Taliban are not uncommon. It seems that no matter how hard-won these enclaves are, the minute the allied troops withdraw the turbaned fighters return and set up shop. The Taliban leadership is avowing to teach the Nato forces a ‘lesson’ this spring, with new weapons smuggled in from Pakistan and other Russian stockpiles, new and rested mujahedeen fighters and as usual a new supply of Arab combatants seeking a glorious death.
Just in time it seems that the French and Nato forces have ratcheted up their support of the ongoing operations and even Russia has pitched in to defeat the cavemen with Kalashnikovs that they failed to beat 20 odd years ago. America in Iraq is winding down and so is Al Qaeda in Iraq coincidentally, Palestine is too sticky an issue and the horn of Africa isnt ready for battle so that leaves only one place.
Masopher indicates that it is going to be a long hot and bloody summer in Afghanistan.