My First Lesbian Kiss
I saw it tonight. My first real lesbian kiss. I am not talking about the lustfull lipsticked inhaling of a well made porn or the utterly implausible snogging of a pair of women you have dared or paid to kiss; I am talking about the shy little pecks and giddy little smooch of two bonefied women who develop love and romantic feeling for other women.
Sadly I was not as turned on about it as I usually am for the former ones. It was sweet, but I felt as embarrased about it as the two sapphic lovers did exchanging such overt signs of affection in public. The lesbian is a rare breed of homosexual it seems, unlike their gay counterparts who beat the public over the head with their lifestyle choice the sisters prefer to keep their activities in the bedroom (what a novel idea!).
As I watched the two dykes tentativly hug and stare into each others eyes I reflect on something Masopher pointed out: Looking sexy and hot is only something people do for guys.
Over on the other platform, hetrosexual couple: its the weekend so the guy looks like a crumpled report and teh girl thoroughly outclasses him. In fact almost no guy including myself can account for much except the obviously gay chaps making a fuss about some designer that no regular guy will ever hear about.
Back to the dykes…no Jenna Jameson there, just regular girls who just maybe with a lot of excercise and makeup might be worth looking at. Their adoring attitude towards each other was the only thing that would make a guy look twice at them, probly just to make sure one wasnt just an effeminate (but straight) guy.
Guys look good, for the boss(most likely a guy) girls look good for their men. gay men look good for their boyfriends but straight guys and gay girls….they dont mind wearing crap or nor shaving when around the object of their affection. The ONLY reason anybody dresses up, is to impress a man!
So yeah, my first lesbian kiss. Not everything I had hoped for but first times tend not to be. Maybe you’ve had a better experience?
August 4th, 2008 at 3:54 pm #Masopher’s first lesbian kiss
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August 7th, 2008 at 4:38 am #Daniel
I couldn’t understand some parts of this article but it’s interesting.