Masopher's Mind

Japan does not share its military technology with the rest of the world and I am fine with that. I hope they are too. The last time a technologically advanced society was forced to share its technology, it sparked the nuclear arms race and a cold war which lasted 50 years. People (like you) don’t understand how technologically advanced Germany was before World War 2. Their music, art, philosophy and science was so advanced that we are still today using stuff thought up over 70-100 years ago by German and Eastern European thinkers. Einstein, Freud, Marx, Bohrs, Tesla, Oppenheimer, the list of German/Prussian expatriates is extremely long, and not all of them Jewish and not all of them scientists.

People (like you) will never understand how instrumental Operation Paperclip and similar Russian operations turned German and eastern European scientists from obscure little tinkerers to the engines of destructive innovation. Half the story of what came out of Germany has not been told. The most technologically advanced nation today is Japan. Some estimate that it is still 5-10 years ahead in technological innovation. They have toilets that automatically clean your ass for crying out loud! While we in the west still struggle to clean the toilet and people in the third world struggle to keep the toilet out of their drinking water these guys have WCs that sense when you are coming home, gets itself ready, adjusts to your weight, provides you with internet connection washes and dries your bum and even flushes itself! That’s royal treatment from a throne. No wonder the gays love Japan, that place treats the ass well. What’s even better is that the toilet is not where all the innovation is. Japan openly promotes innovation and its people practically invent stuff every day. A lot of it is crap or before its time but that’s the point, before its time.While Nasa struggles to get its CO2 rockets off the ground, Japan has its own eco-peeping satellite buzzing the earth already. These guys literally forget better ideas than what western scientists think up. Put these guys ideas in the hands of the Governments that created the nuke, the ICBM, predator drones, and all the other weapons of mass destruction and nothing stops American Gundam’s from stomping the shit out of Europe and Russia, or visa-versa just whoever gets their greedy hands on a Japanese scientist first. Bonsai, samurai, Hello Kitty and hentai is all I need to see coming out of Japan, I’m terrified of what else it could produce.